Unbeknown to the boys, whenever myself and my fellow FPUAs come across fresh meat a new nickname is made. It's not intentional, it usually happens a bit like this:
FPUA #1: 'You know that guy I was talking to at the bar?'
FPUA #2: 'Who? Tall Paul?'
FPUA #1: 'Yes, Tall Paul.'
et voila.
Here is the work-in-progress list of the boys so far.
TT - delicious boy I encouraged to strip, purely so we could admire the artwork of his sleeve tat. We were all left speechless by his very lovely body. Also, one of the FPUA crushes him. Bad.
Mushroom Nips - another boy I encouraged to take his top off. Nipples not as tasty as TT's though.
Italian/BJ Chris - too many Chris'. This one is Italian. You can probably guess the rest.
Oil - actual name Oli but signed off his ask-me-out text message as Oil. Twice.
Gary - OK, so not really a nickname but he was cute so he's made the list.
Rose Boy - funnily enough, a boy one of the FPUA met in the Rose who she keeps bumping into but refuses to take any further...
Tik Tac Teeth - so I don't even remember him but he had really bad teeth, apparently.
Christian Grey - a first snog for one of the girls in quite some time, called as such after the way he spun her around and 'snogged her face off'.
That Phil Guy - everyone knows a Phil.
DW - a guy I once had a thing with. Vague much?!
Mini Peter Andre - a tiny Italian who I have been told looks like Katie Price's ex. Also Blondie works with him.
Jumper Josh - aka JJ. Very cute, quite short, wears really nice jumpers. Brooke says whilst leafing through his FB pictures; 'He does like a fairisle print'
